drunktrophywife:

you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no

assiest:

life is full of little surprises, for example:

‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’

truly amazing

colormecrimson:

twitturds:

Did I Already Reblog That? the musical

Featuring the hit song, “Probably, But I Don’t Care.”

Being the first one to wake up at a sleepover.

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

tsuthetiger:

pidgeot:

dampsandwich:

nobody fucked with me on the playground

nobody fucked with you in bed either

yu-gi-ow